Images credit: DSJ
Type
Lite Ally
Lite Allies do not offer a daily/repeatable quest, they are most often vendors and offer buffs in return for you letting them sleep at your camp.
Specialises in
Dad jokes, Live & Love magazines, and comedy-themed weapons and outfits.
Faction
N/A
Lore
Joey's background can be found here.
Camp Item
Joey's Stage
Flamingo Units
2x Flamingo Unit
Flamingo Unit camp item cost spreadsheet
Obtainable from
Season 13 scoreboard - Shoot for the Stars (free)
Gold Bullion - Samuel at Foundation or Mortimer at Crater (TBC) once you have reached Ally status.
Daily Quest
N/A
Buffs/Services
All buffs last 60 mins.
There is a 24-hour cool-down period on all buffs and services excluding the Well Rested/Lover's Embrace buff.
Well Rested - +5% XP for 3 hours
Roast Proof buff
Cost: Free
Buff:
*Reduces staggers
*Reduces damage from fire, melee, and explosion by 10%.
Health Bar (HP)
534 HP
Inventory
Sorted by category.
Chems
Items | % Drop Chance |
Berry Mentats | 12.50% |
Grape Mentats | 12.50% |
Orange Mentats | 12.50% |
Bufftats | 12.50% |
Psychobuff | 25.00% |
Psychotats | 25.00% |
Daddy-O | 8.33% |
DayTripper | 8.33% |
Fury | 8.33% |
Calmex | 8.33% |
Overdrive | 8.33% |
X-Cell | 8.33% |
Buffout | 25.88% |
Med-X | 25.88% |
Mentats | 25.88% |
Psycho | 25.88% |
RadAway | 25.88% |
Rad-X | 25.88% |
Food and Drink
Items | % Drop Chance |
Bourbon | 21.53% |
Wine | 21.53% |
Vodka | 21.53% |
Blackwater Brew | 21.53% |
New River Red Ale | 21.53% |
Beer | 21.53% |
Ballistic Bock | 21.53% |
Hoppy Hunter IPA | 21.53% |
Oak Holler Lager | 21.53% |
Old Possum | 21.53% |
Pickaxe Pilsner | 21.53% |
Rad Ant Lager | 21.53% |
Rum | 21.53% |
Whiskey | 21.53% |
Tato | 21.53% |
Pumpkin Pie | 21.53% |
Melon | 21.53% |
Junk Items
Items | % Drop Chance |
Beer Bottle | 16.62% |
Liquor Bottle | 16.62% |
Bourbon Bottle | 16.62% |
Rum Bottle | 16.62% |
Vodka Bottle | 16.62% |
Whiskey Bottle | 16.62% |
Wine Bottle | 16.62% |
Cigarette Carton | 16.62% |
Cigar Box | 16.62% |
Accordion | 16.62% |
Ashtray | 16.62% |
Rad Poker Board Game | 16.62% |
Clown | 16.62% |
Dirty Pillow | 16.62% |
Bag of Fertilizer | 16.62% |
Handcuffs | 16.62% |
Shot Glass | 16.62% |
Magazines
Items | % Drop Chance |
Live & Love 1 | 8.33% |
Live & Love 2 | 8.33% |
Live & Love 3 | 8.33% |
Live & Love 4 | 8.33% |
Live & Love 5 | 8.33% |
Live & Love 6 | 8.33% |
Live & Love 7 | 8.33% |
Live & Love 8 | 8.33% |
Live & Love 9 | 8.33% |
Plans
Items | % Drop Chance |
Plan: Marquee Arrows | 5.55% |
Plan: Lawn Flamingoes | 5.55% |
Plan: Lounge Chairs | 5.55% |
Plan: Broken Toilet | 5.55% |
Plan: Cigarette Machine | 5.55% |
Plan: Cuckoo Clock | 5.55% |
Plan: Pool Table | 5.55% |
Plan: Pool Cue | 5.55% |
Plan: Knuckles | 5.55% |
Weapons
Item | % Drop Chance |
Commie Whacker | 25.00% |
Paddle Ball | 25.00% |
Outfits
Item | % Drop Chance |
Bathrobe | 16.66% |
Clown Outfit | 16.66% |
Clown Hat | 16.66% |
Other
​Item | % Drop Chance |
Joey Bello Note | 25.00% |
Perk Bubblegum Watermelon | 100% |
Perk Bubblegum Strawberry | 100% |
Perk Bubblegum Grape | 100% |
Perk Bubblegum Cola | 100% |
Perk Bubblegum | 100% |
Tato | 100% |
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